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Friday, August 11, 2006

I don't like Indians


No reason, really. I just don't. Never have. Maybe cause in high school I had this Indian boss who was a total dick. Anyhoo. I was totally against the Bangalore customer service center. Got outvoted. But I won in the end. I mean, just look at this crazy mofo. He'd slit your throat for a pack of Chiclets, right? And he was the guy they had running the place. Also, I can't tolerate eating in India anymore. Used to be able to. Now I just smell the stuff and it's like, Here ya go, one extremely bad case of Gandhi's Revenge, coming up. Every time I go there I need to bring along a case of Depends. Not worth it.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Shridhar said...

Namaste,

I am Sridhar, an India.

I would say, please forget everything for 2 mins, and then see India. I am sure you will love the place, people and culture.

Where else in the world, visiots get so much respect?

I dont want to get into flames, but I am sure, if ur bangalore, I wud like to meet u in person and show u the other side of India.

Cheerz
Shri

11:22 PM  
Anonymous bugsey said...

Yah know, I can't help but agree with you. Really.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Toe Inspector said...

HA HA HA, Dude you crack me up!!!!

I think the Indian customer service shtik is killing Dell and any other company / bank who uses such a call center. But Indians are at least trying to be nice.....if you get the a call center in the Philippines, then youre in for a real treat. I guess this is the fault of whome ever invented the VOIP....someone wanted to invent something helpful but created a whole new mess (sort of like Nobel and Dynamite if you like extreme examples)

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me neither I don't like them at all, I had number of experiences, if an cleans for you he will never do his job and will hide the dirt under your furniture and try to get more money out of you, and he smells bad.
if is he in a bank or other services he will lie to you in all kind of ways to get his commission and you will discover that you were trapped later, and he smells bad.
if he is a driver he's always scared or driving fast in a slow limited street or driving slow on a highway, always buying sheep cars to save and when he buys an expensive one that's a nightmare he will drive crazy trying to act like rich careless drivers but ofcourse he cant drive so he'll cause a lot of accidents then we he discovers that people can still know that he's an indian driver he will hide or disguise by putting dark tents/films with other country flags specially the Canadian or even arab, and he always spits out of the car and he and his car smells bad.
If he's your college he will lie to you or try to know your salary and where do you spend it and where do you live, and if you dress good he will watch you every day and ask you from where, indians always make a fighting group at work, they get pissed if you talk in your language and when you respect that they will speak in their funny language, he always stares at you and your disk, always trying to be smart (why did you buy this expensive car?! After sale is bad, mine is sheep after sale is excellent...and from the other side he wishes to have one like yours).
If they are your neighbors (all above) + you will smell bad cooking in strange timings, always wakes you up because he is shouting on the mobile or to his wife, leave his stinky shoes out his door for us to suffer!!!!! And is a bad day if you used the elevator after a indian.

Yes I'm pissed! The thing is despite his income and level of education they still smell, lie, lazy, stupid, ignorant, cowards, feel low and dirty

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah ... why not ..like America is a country of odorless angels.. for every smelly Indian I wud give u an insanely foul smelling , drunk and fat bozo from USA..USA which was created in 7 days by your father .. u can easily guess what kind of chimps must have been created in such a short span of time ... educate ur countrymen first then give us a lesson in hygiene..

10:59 PM  
Anonymous shri said...

indians rock, u fake-ass white trash motherfucker and us smart indians are saving the world from goin dumb coz of u spoilt white dumb sons of whores!!!

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mofo whites are brainless robbers. Call us beggars, you fukers are thieves. All the shyte invented in europe was already invented in india. Look it up fuker. sine/cosine/tan. gravity. Infact the "heliocentric" theory of "europeans" in 1600's was already founded in india hundreds year before that.

Without our zero u guys would not have these fine computer you are staring at.

the oldest university was in india. if not the second was in india too. people from greece, china, around the world used to study there.

Call us poor. You guys robbed us. Britain, portugaleans robbed us, in fact the diamond on elizabeth's old helmet is from india.

wheel was invented in mesopotamia.
currency and bookkeeping in egypt.
gunpowder in china.
robbery/plagiarism was invented in europe. robbing of americas, asia, and other people's discoveries. NEWTON SUKS, einstein was cool though. HEARTLESS FUKERS.

CALL US POOR AND SMELLY NOW!!! its not like you guys invented perfume. perfume was from egypt.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you have the guts. approve the last post by me, you coward.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not that i don't like indians, i hate them.
i didn't have this grudge towards them til i encountered many of them. i believe the culture is all about arrogance & filth.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a known fact that Indians smell like SHIT! The ones who come to this country should really show some respect and solve their hygiene problems. I could care less if its the food they eat or that they dont shower, just dont bring that terrible stench with you when your out in public!!!
I could only imagine how bad that country smells if you actually were to travel there. I shiver at the thought.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, well said. Esp. that part about how Indians how much you earn. That's so true. And yeah, I don't like Indians either. And before you try bashing me as "racist White", let me clarify that I'm not, I'm an Asian. I grew up in India and even after the long years there, I still ahve no emotional ties to it or its people. The only thing I rememebr about india is fat old Indian men trying to touch girls' breasts in their public buses, Indians (grown ups and kids alike) calling others name in public...like chinkies for Asians and "Kala" for blacks, and I've heard inumerable stories from name about their white bashings. India is the most racist country I know, and its people the most racist and I sincerely belive they are money crazy, and judge people by how much money they have. Ever since I got out of India, I have made it a point not to associate with anyone of them and have nothing to do with them. It's only life and I don't wanna mess it up by having Indians around me.

3:02 PM  

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