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Friday, August 11, 2006

I don't like Indians

No reason, really. I just don't. Never have. Maybe cause in high school I had this Indian boss who was a total dick. Anyhoo. I was totally against the Bangalore customer service center. Got outvoted. But I won in the end. I mean, just look at this crazy mofo. He'd slit your throat for a pack of Chiclets, right? And he was the guy they had running the place. Also, I can't tolerate eating in India anymore. Used to be able to. Now I just smell the stuff and it's like, Here ya go, one extremely bad case of Gandhi's Revenge, coming up. Every time I go there I need to bring along a case of Depends. Not worth it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


I am Sridhar, an India.

I would say, please forget everything for 2 mins, and then see India. I am sure you will love the place, people and culture.

Where else in the world, visiots get so much respect?

I dont want to get into flames, but I am sure, if ur bangalore, I wud like to meet u in person and show u the other side of India.


11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah know, I can't help but agree with you. Really.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Toe Inspector said...

HA HA HA, Dude you crack me up!!!!

I think the Indian customer service shtik is killing Dell and any other company / bank who uses such a call center. But Indians are at least trying to be nice.....if you get the a call center in the Philippines, then youre in for a real treat. I guess this is the fault of whome ever invented the VOIP....someone wanted to invent something helpful but created a whole new mess (sort of like Nobel and Dynamite if you like extreme examples)

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me neither I don't like them at all, I had number of experiences, if an cleans for you he will never do his job and will hide the dirt under your furniture and try to get more money out of you, and he smells bad.
if is he in a bank or other services he will lie to you in all kind of ways to get his commission and you will discover that you were trapped later, and he smells bad.
if he is a driver he's always scared or driving fast in a slow limited street or driving slow on a highway, always buying sheep cars to save and when he buys an expensive one that's a nightmare he will drive crazy trying to act like rich careless drivers but ofcourse he cant drive so he'll cause a lot of accidents then we he discovers that people can still know that he's an indian driver he will hide or disguise by putting dark tents/films with other country flags specially the Canadian or even arab, and he always spits out of the car and he and his car smells bad.
If he's your college he will lie to you or try to know your salary and where do you spend it and where do you live, and if you dress good he will watch you every day and ask you from where, indians always make a fighting group at work, they get pissed if you talk in your language and when you respect that they will speak in their funny language, he always stares at you and your disk, always trying to be smart (why did you buy this expensive car?! After sale is bad, mine is sheep after sale is excellent...and from the other side he wishes to have one like yours).
If they are your neighbors (all above) + you will smell bad cooking in strange timings, always wakes you up because he is shouting on the mobile or to his wife, leave his stinky shoes out his door for us to suffer!!!!! And is a bad day if you used the elevator after a indian.

Yes I'm pissed! The thing is despite his income and level of education they still smell, lie, lazy, stupid, ignorant, cowards, feel low and dirty

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you have the guts. approve the last post by me, you coward.

6:24 PM  

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