I'm a moron, and I apologize

I engineered the biggest, stupidest merger in all of world history. See my dumb, bovine expression? My idiotic, 80-IQ grin? Yet just a few years ago you all thought I was the biggest genius in the world, and you let me play with billions and billions of your dollars. Now I just want to tell you I'm sorry. Really. I mean it. I’m soooo sorry. I destroyed more shareholder value than Enron and Tyco combined, probably. And I remain a free man. A free, stupid man.