Found my friggin iPod

Friggin thing was sitting right in my home office the whole time. Shows you where my head is at right now. It was right on my desk underneath a stack of resumes for the CFO position that we’re going to have to fill soon. Hey, look, someone’s gotta jump on the grenade, and it ain’t gonna be Steve, right? Seriously. I mean, I’m not the one who gave me 5 million restricted shares, am I? People are acting like we’re Enron or something. Folks, we’re making the world a better place, okay? That’s what gets us out of bed in the morning. I mean, I invented the friggin iPod, okay? Have you heard of it? Man, this just bums me out. The phone calls are like pouring in.