Notice the resemblance?

Just saw this article about some woman who claims to be a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene and I thought, Whoa! There's another one? Seriously? Do I like have another sister that I didn’t know about? I really want to meet her. I want to ask her, like, when did you first realize that you were different? For me it was very early. Anyway, I’ve got Kali, one of my assistants, tracking this babe down now.