Woz, seriously, get a grip

Man, sometimes I'm embarrassed to admit that I know this guy. Like, when I watched this really uncomfortable video of my former "partner" playing Segway polo. Groan. Woz, let me ask you: When was the last time you kissed a girl? Or pushed back from the table without having seconds? And now it's come to this. You're playing Segway polo and wearing those goofy-ass sunglasses with the MP3 player built into the stem. And hitting passersby with errant shots. Dude, you need to do something with your life. Give money to the Gates Foundation. Buy a friggin yacht like Larry Ellison. Hell, man, go work on global warming with Bono and Susan Sarandon or whatever. Sheesh.