Uncle Fester is making an iPod clone
Says today in the paper that Microsoft is coming out with an iPod clone and its own version of our iTunes store. I'll wager a signed hundred dollar bill (the kind I wipe my ass with) that their device, like their CEO, will be big, fat, ugly and stupid. And constantly rebooting. And their Windows-based "store" will require a manual to understand it, will have eight zillion icons and pull-down menus on a super-cluttered butt-ugly user interface, and it will bonk out when you try to buy a song. Ooh, Microsoft, I'm so scared.