I'm sorry but this is hilarious
This oblivious frigtard was mowing his lawn and listening to Metallica on his iPod when he was struck by lightning and blasted out of his sneakers. Of course Gomer Pyle and his mom are blaming the iPod, saying it acted like a lightning rod, even though scientists say, uh, that's not possible. Sorry, Jethro, but good luck with the lawsuit. Why don't you file in People's Court? I've always wanted to be on that show. Meanwhile, here's some advice: Don't mow your lawn in a lightning storm. D'oh!